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July 2008
Friday July 25, 2008
Posted by: eyoung at 10:06AM CST on July 25, 2008
A job I couldn't do: Drive the pacesetter car. Yesterday, while watching the bikes race through Downtown Racine, I found myself oddly obsessed with the driver of the Volkswagen. "Now that is a job I could not do," I told my husband. "I would be a nervous wreck." The car would come around the corner and hundreds of cyclists would come flying after it. I think that would be incredibly unnerving, no matter how much practice I got. I'd be constantly worrying, "Am I going too slow? Am I going to hit a wandering spectator? Is a cyclist going to suddenly speed up and I'll be in his way? Ahhh, they're all going to HIT ME!!!" Plus, to drive the same small circuit 50-plus times? The first time we saw the pacesetter car, my 6-year-old yelled, "There's a car in the way! There's a car in the way!" And it did indeed look like someone had unknowingly turned onto Main Street and was trying to get the heck off the race route before causing a major upset in the Racine.org Cycling Classic. For the same reasons, I also couldn't be an accompanying pianist, no matter how enormous my talent. One wrong note and I'd ruin someone's wedding, vocal performance, an entire musical production ... Other jobs I'm pretty sure I couldn't do: Taxidermist. Pet groomer. Hair dresser. Pastor. Exterminator. Inspirational speaker. What jobs couldn't you do? Wednesday July 23, 2008
Posted by: eyoung at 8:59AM CST on July 23, 2008
So apparently today is "Insult Your Boss Day." And there’s a news release to prove it. We got the following press release from the holiday’s creator, A.C. Kemp, who is a lecturer in English Language Studies at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology; director of Slang City, a Web site on popular culture; and author of the March 2008 book "The Perfect Insult for Every Occasion: Lady Snark’s Guide to Common Discourtesy." Since we would never insult our bosses, the day’s in your hands, readers. (Of course, given today’s economy, it may be wiser to keep your insults to yourself.) Either way, the list of horrible TV bosses at the end is an entertaining one. Can you think of any other — fictional would be wise — bosses to add to the "Bad Boss Hall of Shame"? Insult Your Boss Day!: Press Release "Most people can identify with ‘The Office’ because unfortunately, most of us have worked for a boss like Michael Scott," says author and MIT lecturer A. C. Kemp, who created a special holiday as a response to these workplace tensions. Insult Your Boss Day — which takes place today — gives disgruntled employees permission to let off steam. "In this economy, I’m not sure how many people will actively participate," says Kemp, "but hopefully, it will bring a little levity to employees who suffer in silence." IYBD 2008 is chaired by Lady Arabella Snark, a fictional socialite who gives bad advice on the official Web site. "Of course, it’s tongue-in-cheek," laughs Kemp. The main event of IYBD will take place at 3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time today, when, according to the IYBD Web site, "all workers should insult their bosses simultaneously, followed by a communal drink at the nearest bar." Bad Boss Hall of Shame Nigel Wick: Drew Carey’s boss at the fictional department store Winfred-Louder is a boorish lout and former cocaine addict who coerces Drew into a same-sex union so he can get a green card. Gordon Gekko: The slimy villain of Wall Street destroys lives while spouting mottos like, "Lunch is for wimps" and "If you need a friend, get a dog." Miranda Preistly: Played by Meryl Streep in the film ‘The Devil Wears Prada,’ Priestly is a fashion magazine editor who sets her sleep deprived assistant the impossible task of finding an unpublished Harry Potter manuscript in three hours. Montgomery Burns: Not satisfied to merely flout OSHA laws at his nuclear power plant, Homer Simpson’s evil boss once tried to increase the need for electric lights by blocking the sun. Franklin Hart, Jr.: After the egotistical, credit-grabbing manager in the film ‘9 to 5’ spreads rumors that he’s sleeping with his sexy secretary (Dolly Parton), she threatens to change him "from a rooster to a hen with one shot." In the end, Parton and her cohorts are satisfied to kidnap him and use his authority to change the office for the better. Monday July 14, 2008
Posted by: eyoung at 11:17AM CST on July 14, 2008
So it’s Monday. Time to get your head in the game. Time to step up to the plate. The bar’s been raised, so bring your A-game. After all, no pain, no gain, right? Happy Sports Cliche Week (July 13-19). We hope you’re ready to give it 110 percent and think of the best sports cliches applicable in non-sports arenas. According to Dr. Don R. Powell, author of "Best Sports Cliches Ever," sports cliches are used in at least 50 percent of corporate boardrooms and everyday conversations. Here’s Powell’s list (from 2007) of the top 10 sports cliches used in business: 1. He’s a team player. So, the ball’s in your court. Knock it out of the park. And remember, there’s no "I" in TEAM. Tell us your favorite sports cliche to use in the office. Better yet? See how many cliches you can use in your comment. I used 10 in this post — but records are made to be broken ... Wednesday July 9, 2008
Posted by: eyoung at 9:38AM CST on July 9, 2008
So, back in high school, were you voted "Most Likely to Succeed"? Or "Most Likely to Get Fired For Goofing Off"? Do you think your status in high school impacted where you ended up in the workforce? CareerBuilder.com asked more than 6,000 full-time workers age 30 and older to categorize their high school persona, and then compared those personas in terms of job level, salary, industry and job satisfaction. Categories included personas such as student government, athlete, geek, honor society, cheerleader, drama club, teacher’s pet and class clown. "Thirty-nine percent of workers age 30 and older said their high school experience had an influence on the job they hold today," said Rosemary Haefner, vice president of human resources at CareerBuilder.com. "While there are a variety of factors that determine one’s career path, high school involves learning experiences inside and outside the classroom that can shape interests and personal networks at an early age. It’s essentially a stepping stone into a world of opportunity." Here's a look at what survey results suggest about the jocks, the cheerleaders, the geeks, the class clowns ... ... (more) |
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