The Journal Times Online - Racine, Wisconsin

I received this e-mail and darned if I don't agree with all of it. How's about you?

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
> If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
>
> If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
> If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
> everyone.
>
>  If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his
> enemy.
>  A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
>
>  If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
>  If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
>
> If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
> independently successful.
> Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government
> protection.
>
> If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
> situation.
> A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
>
> If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
> Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
>
> If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
> A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
> (Unless it’s a non-Christian religion, of course!)
>
> If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for
> it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
>
> If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is
> embarrassed.
> If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor
> and then sues.
>
> If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a
> good laugh.
> A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".